if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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