hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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