these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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