Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Your shirt... Was in my pants
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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