i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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