Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize
