I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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