Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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