with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think I have vodka in my lungs
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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