I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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