i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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