I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Can you bring me the toilet please
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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