so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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