She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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