Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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