Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success