He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.