Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.