I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets