is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?