Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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