her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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