i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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