Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you didnt know i had herpes?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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