matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
What a dumb baby whore.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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