Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Shame is for Republicans.
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