I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
