so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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