Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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