Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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