I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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