Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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