I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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