How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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