You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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