i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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