Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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