Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Randomize
