i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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