I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
