google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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