dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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