what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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