i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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