ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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