Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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