She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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