I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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