She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
