Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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