awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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