idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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