and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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