He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Randomize
