Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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