But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This is not my ceiling
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Randomize
