Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
