You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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